why are americans so stupid

why are swedish girls so beautiful

why is there a dead pakistani on my couch

why are michael jacksons children white

why is my poop green

why is there no kfc in sweden

why don't you wrap youself around me

why are you wearing that stupid man suit

why don't you get a job

why is a raven like a writing desk

why are all the black kids sitting together in the cafeteria

why are the simpsons yellow